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God likes you.
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"You can't read my mind, because i can't spell it."
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Q is for Quapples!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
So am I!
"Then, the world will accept humans, elves, and EVEN US." - Genis Sage (In a cat suit. xD)
Best/Dan
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People are free to have their own favorite metal band so long as they humbly accept that metal is holy and good.
- Chris Sweet.
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"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." -Oscar Wilde
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Let us just see what I can squeeze here... after all, the signature is a manifestation of the persona, is it not? Though 'tis a pure shame, for 'twould seem that I lack one...either that, or I'm a pathetic ragdoll made from the quirks of others.
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Know Thyself!
How's treatment going for your friend?
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"Science is simply common sense at its best- that is, rigidly accurate in observation, and merciless to fallacy in logic."
-T. H. Huxley
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